Maybe you've seen this man before. Well, you should have. His name is Mariusz Pudzianowski, World's Strongest Man and professional mixed martial artist. Mariusz grabs life by the balls, and then punches life in the face and tells it to watch its tone. Here are some things Mariusz would do in Miami.
- If Mariusz were at the beach, what would he do? He would be the World's Strongest Man, that's what he would do. Therefore, if you see a tire, flip it. Then throw it at someone who gets in your way.
- Would Mariusz wear a speedo? No, despite being European. Mariusz is too big, and too manly. So don't wear speedo's, or you will have to answer to this guy.
- Does Mariusz wear Affliction tees? No, even though he could, because he actually fights professionally. Still, the shirt's aren't big enough. Therefore, don't wear those stupid ass tshirts anymore, unless you are too big, strong, and violent to wear them, in which case you wouldn't wear them anyways.
- When you see a cougar, bench press her. Simple enough.
- Sometimes, there are sculptures around town. To Mariusz, these are not art; rather, they are things to pick up and throw. So when you see a statue, try to pick it up and throw it at someone.
Now that you know, try to be more like Mariusz would be in Miami. Big, polish, and violent.
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